“If You Desire” by Kresley Cole
Hugh MacCarrick is the second of three
Hot brothers from a Scottish family.
You’ve heard about Courtland
And I’ve mooned over Ethan
Now it’s time to tell you about Hugh the Heathen.
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“If You Dare” by Kresley Cole
*enters Lola carrying two burning incense sticks*
Lola: So Mimi’s back.
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta: I know. The whole office smells of guano. *picks up Febreze and starts obsessively squirting the product into the air* You know, she brought some bats home with her. “Vampire bats†she said, “makes me feel closer to V.†Oh Lola, you’re looking a little green. Don’t worry. I made her promise not to let them leave her closet. It’s not like we go in there anyway what with her shrine to Ed Gein in there. No really. Stop…stop gagging and if you must, please stay away from my red velvet couch. I just got it upholstered. Ok how about you just breathe deeply *squirts Febreze in Lola’s direction*…there you go. Breathe it in…No wait okay you’re gagging again and…how about I distract you? I urhm…oh I recently read “If You Dare†by Kresley Cole! I liked it! Though I must say, I didn’t quite care for the hero’s “dinnaâ€, “donna†, “canna†terms of speech. I found it all confus….LOLA! DONNA YOU DARE THROW UP ON MY COUCH!
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“If You Deceive” by Kresley Cole
Bewarned. The clash of the titans is upon us. It’s King Kong v Godzilla, Hannibal v Clarice, Hulk Hogan v The Ultimate Warrior, Britney Spears v Hair extensions. And now, Ma’mselle Mimi v La Lola. Yes, you heard me. The onetime erstwhile good friends have found themselves on separate sides of the fence. On the side of the angels, there is La Lola. (Hello, I AM writing this after all). On the dark side, there is Ma’mselle Mimi.
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