February 23, 2010
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under Interviews, RIPMYBODICE GOODIES
“Hi Larissa!” chirped Sheridan. “Thanks for meeting me here”
“Oh my god you’re covered in blood! And that gash across your - we need to get you to a hospital! Why are you standing in a parking lot? How are you still standing?” cried Larissa Ione, once Sheridan came into view
“Oh no, this is just paint blood. It’s all special effects see? *Sheridan rubs off a little of fake blood pooling from the plaster wound gaping across her chest* I figure this will help.”
“Help how” responded Larissa, now probably wondering why she had agreed to meet the RMB girls in a deserted parking lot
“Help to get the demon boys to take off my clothes and touch me of course! See here’s the plan - you lead me to Underground General Hospital, and I act all injured and stuff, then Eidolon comes along and has to heal me right so I take off my clothes and jump him. Then Shade comes and I jump him too. Oh and let’s not forget Wraith. Well, he doesn’t need to be in the same room I guess I can just jump him in my mind *Sheridan taps her temple* and then Lore will wonder what all the action is and then he’ll come in and th -”
“Let me guess. You’ll jump him too?”
“YES!”
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November 2, 2009
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under Interviews, RIPMYBODICE GOODIES
RMB: So Nalini, thank you for meeting us here. In the most forested area of San Franciso we could find using google maps. I assure you, that there is a deep purpose for why we have insisted that we conduct an interview with you here - totally of course, unrelated to the fact that we want to know where the Changelings live. *Lola stage whispers to Sheridan “I thought that was the sole purpose. If not we could’ve just go back to the Honky Tonk Bar! It’s 2 for 1 night. Maybe even 3 for one if Mimi gets on that bronco again! ” *Ahem* Okay so we lied. But we understand you probably have some sort of promise going on not to expose, more importantly, the Alpha Changelings to human females so we have devised a way to assist you out of this conundrum. But first, tell us -
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October 13, 2009
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under Interviews, RIPMYBODICE GOODIES
Nervously we waited at our table, our eyes trained to the door of the classy establishment we insisted Gena Showalter meet us at to conduct the interview. While Mimi trotted off to get the girls another round of drinks, Sheridan checked a sweaty pit while wondering if she should have applied a double dose of deodorant. It was the RipMyBodice girls’ first ever interview with an actual person that wasn’t a make believe Alpha Hero, a lifesized cardboard movie cut-out or Juan/ Sven in dress-up. Finally, Gena Showalter breezed through the double doors, looking like a million bucks.
“Thanks for meeting us here!” the girls trilled, gracefully rising to their feet simultaneously to adorn GS with handshakes and airkisses. “As soon as you agreed to have us interview you, we knew of the perfect place!” clapped Lola enthusiastically, swinging her arms around to reveal the decorated interior of “The Good Time Bar”, which was celebrating it’s monthly “Honky Tonk Night”. While Lola signalled to the friendly bartender in the leather steson, fu manchu and nipple revealing white wifebeater, Mimi reached for the glittery tape recorder, ready to forever record down all of Gena’s answers to our pre-prepared hard-hitting, no nonsense, intellectually stimulating questions.
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