October 21, 2008 · Written by La Lola · Filed under HISTORICAL, Sadie Montgomery
“The Phantom’s Opera” by Sadie Montgomery
Lola rustled her bodice, adjusting it so that it modestly clung to her navel. “OK Juan, you stand here.” She fixed the white half mask to Juan’s face and tenderly arranged the black cape to flow delicately over his body, clad in black boxers with little Phantom masks printed on them.
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October 8, 2008 · Written by La Lola · Filed under HISTORICAL, Sadie Montgomery
“Out of the Darkness: The Phantom’s Journey” by Sadie Montgomery
Amici! Since-a the last time, you all liked the French Lola so much (I not sure why, since everybody knows, the French, they eat frogs, and Italy with its canolli and hot blooded men, it is the place to be), I present to you— Italian Lola. That’s-a right. No-a need to thank-a me. I see Sheridan and Mimi crying in-a the corner! You see, they so happy, the tears of happiness come streaming down-a their face like lava at Mt Vesuvius.
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October 3, 2008 · Written by La Lola · Filed under HISTORICAL, Sadie Montgomery
“Phoenix of the Opera” by Sadie Montgomery
Like two-thirds of the women out there in the free world, I am in love with Gerard Butler. (The other one-third have either (a) clearly never seen him in “Phantom of the Opera” or (b) are oppressed by a totalitarian regime and not permitted to watch “Phantom.”) Did I think he was cheated in Phantom when Christine that spineless doormat with a marshmallow spine chose Raoul over him? Most assuredly.
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