June 11, 2008
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under HISTORICAL, Nicole Jordan
“The Prince of Pleasure” by Nicole Jordan
Sheridan’summary notes on ‘The Prince of Pleasure’
Dear Mi - Beware of false advertising. Nothing is quite as it seems. You can believe it is not butter and no, it doesn’t not quite taste like chicken. Remember the time we went to the Video Ezy down the street and we picked up Jaws 2 for Lola for the 264th time and some idiot had mixed the disc up with Barney’s Great Adventure? It’s like that. Except whereas Lola unexpectedly began having weird unmentionable thoughts about Barney, not a single ice-cube was summoned for Dare. (Yes. That’s his name) Not even a glass of chilled water. Not even when he brought her to his private residence where he had like themed rooms for each supposed fantasy. Maybe I’m falling ill. My glands do feel a bit swollen.
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March 10, 2008
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under HISTORICAL, Nicole Jordan
“To Pleasure A Lady” by Nicole Jordan
“Sven whatcha up to? Oh. Look Sven, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings and all but would it be possible to have something other than Swedish meatballs for a while? No I don’t care that this time you are scaling them to actual size this time around. I don’t think I can have another meatball for a long time. Unless you know, it’s an Alpha ball! Yeah. I can’t believe I just said that either. Fine just make two balls – one for Lola and the other for Mi. I’ll head out for dinner. Speaking of Lola and Mi, do you know where they went? Huh. That’s strange. I could have sworn they said “Guitar Hero Deathmatch, Noon.†Cos you know, I have a note from them and all saying exactly that. Oh well, maybe something came up. Hey where’s Juan at? Huh. So it’s just you and me here? Cool, cool. So…do you want to hear about this new book I just read? Yeah sure you can continue rolling your balls.
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