September 15, 2008
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under HISTORICAL, Lorraine Heath
“Promise Me Forever” by Lorraine Heath
Dear RMB manwich participants,
A special treat! As opposed to the usual candlelight honey lickin’, whip cream smearing, essential oil rubbing (with the occasional leather paddling thrown in) activities that have come to be synonymous with our fortnightly manwich party, we’ve decided to spice things up a little bit during our upcoming meeting of (dirty) minds. Inspired by Lorraine Heath’s “Promise Me Forever” and the Pussycat Dolls, we have come up with a cerebrally challenging game which shall be played at our next session, right after our usual tea, crumpets and whip cream serving. As loyal participants to our event, we have decided to forward to you the details of the game so that you may be prepared. We refer your attention to the following instructions:
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September 10, 2008
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under HISTORICAL, Lorraine Heath
“In Bed With The Devil” by Lorraine Heath
Dear Oprah,
We hope this letter finds you well. We note our last few letters to you went unanswered but that’s okay. We’re sure you’ve been really busy with all the good things that you do both in the USA and in Africa. We understand that. We get that. Because like you, we too have been busy with our weekly manwich parties, our poolside massage days, and really, oiling up a Cabana boy takes up a lot more time than one would expect. Such is the life of an alpha female eh? This time, we write to you with regard to Lorraine Heath’s “In Bed With The Devil” and beseech you to include it in your next Oprah’s Book Club. We think you would love it, and would fit well with all the books which you have since featured in your book club list. Really dahling, Pearl S Buck has got nothing on this book and unlike that episode, let’s call it A Million Little Oopsies, you won’t have to worry with this book about one bit of fact checking.
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August 21, 2008
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under HISTORICAL, Lorraine Heath
“A Duke of Her Own” by Lorraine Heath
The back of “A Duke of Her Own” reads, “Lady Louisa longs to marry for passion and love— but will she find happiness in the arms of the duke?” A word to the wise, Lady Louisa, it’s just as easy to find happiness in the arms of a rich alpha male as a poorer one, plus you’ll get to wear nicer shoes. Zing!
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