Dearest Juan
“Untamed” by Elizabeth Lowell
Dearest Juan,
Thank you for finally getting in touch with us! We received your postcard of Stockholm in the mail yesterday - the one that said “My cabana boy went to Sweden and all I got was this crummy postcard”. Sheridan Sakura Carlotta squealed with joy at the sight of your masculine yet elegant handwriting. La Lola nearly passed out at the lingering scent of Banana Boat suntan oil on the postcard left by your hands. I ran into my room, made a small sacrifice at my Altar of Love and thanked the Romance Gods that you were safe. We are all praying for you and hoping that you will be able to help your half-brother Sven escape from building coffee tables in the factories of Ikea and come home to us soon. Oh Juan! It has been so rough without you! My nails are chipped and my shoulders are unnaturally bunched without you here to do your thang. What’s more, the alcohol we have at the office is near depleted! My only solace, apart from practicing my newly acquired mummifying skills, was this pretty good book I just finished - “Untamed” by Elizabeth Lowell.