Hopelessly devoted to you
“A Rake’s Guide to Seduction” by Caroline Linden
My dearest Anthony,
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Assuredly, the heat that is generated by the sight of your manly and firm buttocks doth maketh my heart quicken with longing. (And leads to much awkwardness, as I am caught by Mimi smiling dreamily to myself and squeezing the air with my greedy fingers. Have pretended that I was dreaming of the donuts we had yesterday for dessert. Suspect she does not believe me.)
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