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Tiger, tiger, burning bright/ In the forests of the night

September 3, 2009 · Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta · Filed under PARANORMAL, Shelly Laurenston

“Here Kitty, Kitty” by Shelly Laurenston

Dear Lola, Mimi, Juan and Sven,

 

If you’re reading this, I am probably on the next flight out to South Carolina in the US of A (and if I am unable to convince Mister Airline Ticket Man to let me purchase a ticket with all my worldly savings ($46.82), then I guess I should be back in time for dinner so save me a plate ok?). You see my friends, I am on a mission to find Nikolai Vorislav, the gorgeous shape shifting tiger with a Southern accent, deep pockets, hot body and crazy ass sex drive. Though I am different from the heroine (being that my lady bits do not emit thumping noises - audible to my own ears at least), I am pretty sure I will be able to turn Nik around in his obsession over Angelina to me. I think. No no, I’m sure of it and you know why??

 

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A beastly story

December 31, 2008 · Written by La Lola · Filed under PARANORMAL, Shelly Laurenston

“The Beast In Him” by Shelly Laurenston
All right Santa, just tell me the truth. Was I really that bad? I mean, Mimi and Sheridan were also in on the idea of dressing up Juan and Sven as reindeer complete with teeny red boxers and antlers. Teeny red boxers are Christmassy aren’t they? I can assure you, the moms in our neighbourhood were very grateful to us for trotting Juan and Sven and their yule logs out and about. (The dads, not so much.) It was totally a Christmas miracle! So why did you have to go and leave a lump of coal in my stocking in the form of “The Beast In Him”?
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