“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty

A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part III (Wyatt’s Story)

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Now twere the tale of the third wolven brethren
A tale we have saved for laste
For Wyatt the alpha of the werewolves,
Will break his lover’s sexual faste
Looking e’er at his cousins, his loyal lieutenants at his side
Having founde luve both of them, he could not help but sigh
“O where is my lady love, wherefore doth she tarry,
When I long to hold her in mine arms, and in a feather bed be merry.”
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“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty

A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part II (Kelon’s Story)

THE FIRST FYTTE

O’ wouldst thou remember dearest reader,
That yester day morn we had spun
A ballad of three wolven brethren,
Of which the tale of one t’were done
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“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty

A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part I (Donovan’s Story)

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As it fell out on a winter’s day, many moons ago
The’er liv’d brethren three whose fearsome claws did show
That they were borne half wolf, half man, yet all heart
(Aye one was a cousin, but this ballad we must start)

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“Dawn’s Awakening” by Lora Leigh
“What’s all this about Sheridan?” grumbled Mimi, plonking her curvy butt into one of the armchairs in the RMB conference room. “And why have the table and chairs been cleared out? And why are there Hello Kittys all over the place?”

“I don’t know,” said Sheridan. “Did you get one of these too?” she waved pink pieces of lily-scented paper at Mimi. “I found this stuck to my door. Release your Inner Cat—- An Interpretative Dance of “Dawn’s Awakening” by La Leopard.”
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“Dark Desires After Dusk” by Kresley Cole
You guys, sorry for the long absence! As you know, Lola has just gotten back from her annual pilgrimage to France where she took in a multitude of cultural sites such as the House of Chanel, the Hallowed Halls of Gucci, and the Chapel of Christian Louboutin. Needless to say, Mimi and I have been excitedly picking the lock of her suitcase and unwrapping the many gifts she got us while she slept. Oh Lola, such a generous soul. She didn’t get a single thing for herself! Soon after we had divided the spoils presents, Mimi, my yellow bellied friend, caught the next flight to Italy and so I have spent many days hiding from The Rage Of Lola (which would pretty much be the level of Severe on the Homeland security national terror alert). But I emerge my friends, to speak to you about the new Kresley Cole! Yes!! Demons are haaaaaaaawt. (Author’s note: the definition of demons does not include demon princes with dubious growth extensions on their dingdongs) Honk if you love demons!!

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“Demon’s Fire” by Emma Holly
Dear Sheridan and Mimi,

Greetings from the sunny French Riviera! You would love it here, everyone drinks champagne for breakfast and there are more good looking men than you can shake booty at (trust me, this I have done.)
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“Dark Needs at Night’s Edge” by Kresley Cole
So as Sheridan and I rushed into the book shop of Thin Pale Scary Lady, miu miu and Chanel bags flopping at our sides frantically, she shot us The Look and silently handed us copies of “Dark Needs at Night’s Edge.” I think there was a certain amount of relief on her part as the books were handed over, but I’m pretty sure I was imagining it. Anyway, we shot over our shoulders as we raced out the door, “We’ll be back for Kresley Cole’s new book, it’s out next month!” How relieved she must be at the thought that she’ll be seeing us again so soon! I could swear, tears of happiness filled her eyes!
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“Lara” by Bertrice Small
“So you know Sheridan, I’ve been reading a run of great books really. It’s been applaud this author this, and kudos to that author that. Do you think I’m, I dunno…losing my edge?” La Lola flopped onto Sheridan’s chaise lounge worriedly and shifted about when she realised a dove-grey Sergio Rossi sateen pump was digging into her butt. “Am I no longer the fierce arbiter of all that is fabulous in romance? Have I allowed every author with a pseudo alpha hero and thimbleful of grovel to sneak up on my blind side??”
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“Playing Easy to Get” - “The Warlord Wants Forever” by Kresley Cole
*walks into Lola’s office* “HOT DAMN Kresley Cole’s story was hot. Truly Lola I think we should bundle off some sort of RMB hamper to Supervixen for introducing us to the magic that is Kresley Cole. Hey where are you?”

“(muffled) I’m here”

“Where? I don’t see you! Hey why is there a mountain of blankets in the middle of your office? Don’t you know that it’s a fire hazard?”

“(muffled) I AM the mountain of blankets”
“Oh. Heh. Not still mad are you? Come on I’ve just finished reading the “Playing Hard to Get” anthology series and I’m now ready to discuss it with you! I especially want to discuss Wroth with you. Wroth. The mere mention of his name brings a special tingle up and down my spine. I want to lick him all over like a Christmas lollipop that has been dusted with icing sugar!!”

“(muffled) Sheridan Sakura Carlotta! What did I tell you about sharing too much information?!”

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“Wicked Deeds on a Winter’s Night” by Kresley Cole
I love vampires. Love them. In fact, all the RMB girls do. We have a bumper sticker on the RMB mobile that screams “I brake for vampires” in bling. (As you may be able to tell, we brake for no one.) But werewolves are slowly and seductively creeping their way (or clawing, take your pick) into my black heart, courtesy of Kresley Cole. Warning though, don’t read on if you want to buy this book and don’t want to know about the good stuff. Coz trust me, I’m going to spill.
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