“Caressed by Ice” by Nalini Singh
A dual tribute to Nalini Singh’s third Breed book, and one of The Greatest Rap Songs of All Time: “Ice ice baby” by Vanilla Ice
Yo girls! Let’s kick it!
Ice ice baby, oh sexy ice ice baby
“Visions of Heat” by Nalini Singh
Dear Lola & Mimi,
Greetings from San Francisco! Alas my besties, my quest to hunt down the entire DarkRiver and SnowDancer pack has failed and I am on my way home. Please send either Juan or Sven to come pick me up at the airport. I’m the one wearing the bright orange jumpsuit. Long story, will explain later. I hope all is well back in the office, and that you haven’t converted my room into a shrine to Ted Bundy or a substandard video store consisting solely of bad B-grade mutant shark/octopus/mosquito/spider/crocodile movies. You know who you are. I learnt a few things while in San Francisco you know; which I may or may not have picked up while briefly in police custody. But again, will explain later.
“Slave to Sensation” by Nalini Singh
From Dictionary.com:
ALPHA: al•pha n.
1. The first letter of the Greek alphabet.
2. The first one; the beginning.
3. Chemistry The first position from a designated carbon atom in an organic molecule at which an atom or radical may be substituted.
4. Astronomy The brightest or main star in a constellation.
5. The mathematical estimate of the return on a security when the return on the market as a whole is zero. Alpha is derived from a in the formula Ri = a + bRm, which measures the return on a security (Ri) for a given return on the market (Rm) where b is beta.
adj.
1. Being the highest ranked or most dominant individual of one’s sex. Used of social animals.
2. Being the most prominent, talented, or aggressive person in a group: the alpha male of investment bankers.
From Ripmybodice.com:
ALPHA: al•pha adj..
1. Being the most prominent, talented, or sexually aggressive person in a group: Lucas Hunter from “Slave to Sensation”.
2. Sexy beast = Good times 4eva!!
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A rockin’ tribute to Rydstrom as Moonwalker Lola and Smooth Criminal Sheridan eagerly anticipate Kresley Cole’s next offering: Kiss of a Demon King
To be sung to Michael Jackson’s classic, ‘Black or White’
Ow!
Rydstrom is the hottest
Demon in the Lore
‘Cept we never realized all his
Hottness before
Now we believe in miracles
And a miracle
Has happened tonight
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“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty
A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part III (Wyatt’s Story)
I
Now twere the tale of the third wolven brethren
A tale we have saved for laste
For Wyatt the alpha of the werewolves,
Will break his lover’s sexual faste
Looking e’er at his cousins, his loyal lieutenants at his side
Having founde luve both of them, he could not help but sigh
“O where is my lady love, wherefore doth she tarry,
When I long to hold her in mine arms, and in a feather bed be merry.”
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“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty
A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part II (Kelon’s Story)
THE FIRST FYTTE
O’ wouldst thou remember dearest reader,
That yester day morn we had spun
A ballad of three wolven brethren,
Of which the tale of one t’were done
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“Running Wild” by Sarah McCarty
A ballad of three wolven brothers by Troubaudor Lola and Minstrel Sheridan - Part I (Donovan’s Story)
I
As it fell out on a winter’s day, many moons ago
The’er liv’d brethren three whose fearsome claws did show
That they were borne half wolf, half man, yet all heart
(Aye one was a cousin, but this ballad we must start)
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“Dawn’s Awakening” by Lora Leigh
“What’s all this about Sheridan?” grumbled Mimi, plonking her curvy butt into one of the armchairs in the RMB conference room. “And why have the table and chairs been cleared out? And why are there Hello Kittys all over the place?”
“I don’t know,” said Sheridan. “Did you get one of these too?” she waved pink pieces of lily-scented paper at Mimi. “I found this stuck to my door. Release your Inner Cat—- An Interpretative Dance of “Dawn’s Awakening” by La Leopard.”
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“Dark Desires After Dusk” by Kresley Cole
You guys, sorry for the long absence! As you know, Lola has just gotten back from her annual pilgrimage to France where she took in a multitude of cultural sites such as the House of Chanel, the Hallowed Halls of Gucci, and the Chapel of Christian Louboutin. Needless to say, Mimi and I have been excitedly picking the lock of her suitcase and unwrapping the many gifts she got us while she slept. Oh Lola, such a generous soul. She didn’t get a single thing for herself! Soon after we had divided the spoils presents, Mimi, my yellow bellied friend, caught the next flight to Italy and so I have spent many days hiding from The Rage Of Lola (which would pretty much be the level of Severe on the Homeland security national terror alert). But I emerge my friends, to speak to you about the new Kresley Cole! Yes!! Demons are haaaaaaaawt. (Author’s note: the definition of demons does not include demon princes with dubious growth extensions on their dingdongs) Honk if you love demons!!
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“Demon’s Fire” by Emma Holly
Dear Sheridan and Mimi,
Greetings from the sunny French Riviera! You would love it here, everyone drinks champagne for breakfast and there are more good looking men than you can shake booty at (trust me, this I have done.)
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