Ooooh heaven is a place on earth
“Warrior Angel” by Margaret and Lizz Weiss
(Sheridan enters the tiny booth, sits, pulls down her black veil with her Chanel leather gloves and bows her head)
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It has been a while, since my last confession. Father, lately I have been confused and confuddled and thus I seek you and the Lord’s divine presence and wisdom. You see father, I want to go to Heaven. Yes I know, we all do but you don’t understand father, I sometimes spend nights worrying about my association with Ma’mselle Mimi and whether our Father will hold it against me; what with her being the devil’s handmaiden and all. Just the other day father I caught her in the act of almost sacrificing a white dove paper mache. I immediately feigned a fainting spell, crawled on my belly outta that office and then ran to my cupboard and hid like the good God fearing girl that I am. Indeed father, I fear for my soul. Heaven is a place I truly inspire to go after I leave this good earth, for t’will be a place of peace and serenity, where one can have manwich parties all day long with gloriously naked Alpha Males, where every night is a full moon and hott Alpha werewolves roam the streets, where the soles of one’s Louboutin’s never get scuffed, and where lemon meringues rain from the sky! *claps* So you see father, entering them pearly gates is on my to-do list and if I have to kic…gently nudge St. Peter at the gates, then you know I will.
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