October 17, 2008
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under CONTEMPORARY, Deirdre Martin
“Power Play” by Deidre Martin
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of being Wild and Free. This is La Lola, and this is “The Wild and Free”.
Previously, on “The Wild and Free”….
Monica Geary, lead actress on America’s hottest soap “Wild and Free” (aka W & F) is in danger of being upstaged by a new actress with more cleavage than talent. Deciding that she needs more publicity, Monica needs to pretend that she’s in a relationship with a hot celebrity.
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April 8, 2007
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under CONTEMPORARY, Deirdre Martin
“Fair Play” by Deirdre Martin
Let me share a little-known fact: Hockey sticks can be used for something else other than hitting the puck across the ice. Alternative uses for hockey sticks according to La Lola include:
(a) sticking said hockey stick up the ass of the heroine from Deidre Martin’s “Fair Play”;
(b) whacking the aforesaid heroine across her whiny, snivelling face; and
(c) whacking her one more time for good measure, in case I didn’t do the job right the first time.
But all this is moot of course, because La Lola espouses the tenets of violence (just for this Easter weekend, praise Jesus), and resolves to live by the Tao of Pooh instead. So I spill out my venom on the pages of this website instead, dear readers, in the hopes that if even one person can be spared having to read “Fair Play” the world would be a slightly better place.
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