And I (eeeyaaai), will always, love you
“To the Edge” by Cindy Gerard (Bodyguard Series, Book I)
So the tagline on Cindy Gerard’s website for her Bodyguard Series is “they will not only guard your body, they’ll steal your heart and fulfill your deepest desires.” YOWZA! I’ve never had the greater urge to directly put myself in harm’s way than after reading “To the Edge”. Nolan Garrett, my love, you are a rump steak I would love to tenderly massage and then gnaw until the end of time. Come and protect *my* body (preferably) with your naked one! *Sheridan’s eyes glaze over* Initially I had wanted to render a musical tribute to the bodyguard series by serving up the ultimate theme song “I Will Always Love You” but attempts to hit Whitney Houston’s warbling high notes in preparation for this review have, I suspect, resulted in much anger in the ripmybodice offices. For example, this morning, I arrived at work to a bunch of rotten tomatoes strung across my door and a post-it note on my laptop saying “STOP SCREECHING LIKE A DYING CHICKEN SHERIDAN SAKURA CARLOTTA! - From, everybody within a 5 mile-radius of your office”. Well really. People really don’t give me enough musical credit.
