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Postcards from the edge

“Tempt Me, Taste Me, Touch Me” by Bella Andre

“Hey Lola, I just got this postcard in the mail from Sheri. Apparently she’s off to Napa for the weekend?” chirped Mimi while strolling into Lola’s office. “Oh yeah she sent me one too” replied Lola, surreptitiously reaching into her dustbin to retrieve Sheridan’s postcard. “Why would Sheri send us each a postcard to tell us where she’s gone to?” mused Mimi, ignoring Lola’s glare as she rested the heels of her Louboutins on the edge of Lola’s desk. At the sound of knocking, Lola and Mimi both turned toward the door, only to find Juan, also holding a postcard. “You too?” asked Lola. Nodding, Juan hands Lola his postcard as Mimi begins to read aloud the contents of hers:

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World Domination

“Game For Seduction” by Bella Andre
On Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 10:16 AM, La Lola wrote:
Oh my God, I am freezing! And you know Sheri, I think Sven may need more clothes than just his g-string and pom pom hat while he’s outside shoveling the snow because I distinctly heard rumblings of “Nein, these crazy vomen are turning my meatballs frozen!”
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So good! So good!

“Game for Anything” by Bella Andre
Set to the music of the classic “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond (Or Mark Salling – aka The Hotness To Infinite Degree)

Where it began, I know exactly when – You
Took Julie’s V-card with your schlong
Now you’re quarterback, whoooo
But with an image bummer
As I’ll describe in this song
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