RMB Proposed Plot Challenge
Hola all you readers and RMB fangirls out there,
Given the popularity of our Proposed Plots and knowing how you little devils are almost as batshit bonkers as us, we’ve decided to throw down the gauntlet (sadly, not a gauntlet belonging to a tall, dark and hung medieval warlord) and issue you a challenge: come up with a proposed plot based on the title below.
LOVE ME TENDER, DRILL ME DEEP
We’ll post up our favourite entries here on this website and the winner will get bragging rights, all kinds of good karma and a pair of (slightly squished) 3D glasses (accidentally sat on by Sven when he watched Avatar). Nothing says “you rock!” like Sven’s butt-print! Here are the rules:
(1) Please post your entry as a comment, no later than 17 March 2010.
(2) One paragraph only please, because y’know, we’ve got things to see, hot men to do and indentured cabana boys to boss around.
(3) Feel free to explore all known (and unknown) genres of the Romance industry but please remember to keep all entries safe for work, and PG18 friendly. Sort of. Yeah whatever, go crazy you guys.
So if you’ve ever wanted to do a proposed plot of your own or come out of the cold darkness of lurkdom, shoot us your best efforts!
XOXO
The RMB girls
Julie Bo Boolie said,
March 13, 2010 @ 4:55 am
Love in the dentist chair never hurt so good! Though plagued by sensitive teeth Priscilla can’t seem to get enough of her hot blooded oral surgeon’s “instruments.” Little does she know that Elvyss’ pearly whites are eager to scrape more than just her plaque? What better career for a modern day vampire… but will he be able to hide his true self or will she Hail to the King?
(are we allowed to do more than one?)
Fifi Trixibelle said,
March 17, 2010 @ 5:52 am
It was another hot day under the blue skies of Alberta. Kymberley sighed in frustration. Sven was still up in Fort Mac on the oilsands. His was a tender heart, easily bruised by the protesters. Well, she’d just have to look out the butt pluggs and bondage gear and let him work out his fantasies . It was hard loving a rig pig. But when he wasa hard it was some good loving.
OK, I live in Alberta and read Lora Leigh….
PollyABBOTT30 said,
March 17, 2010 @ 2:04 pm
Some time before, I needed to buy a good house for my business but I did not have enough cash and could not buy anything. Thank God my brother adviced to get the mortgage loans from creditors. Hence, I acted so and used to be happy with my short term loan.
Julie Bo Boolie said,
March 17, 2010 @ 10:55 pm
ok PollyABBOTT30 that’s like the WORST plot EVER! GAH.. I’d rather read about the satyrs with multiple sex organs. BOOOOOOOO!
Francesca Love said,
March 18, 2010 @ 11:56 am
He is a ex marine, scarred by life on the battlefield and utilizing his fiercely protective nature in the world of private security contracting.
She is the wealthy orphan daughter of a Texas Oil Tycoon frightened after a crazed attacker found on her fertile fields threatens to take her life.
Will these two lithe and horny southerners survive the dangerous assignation plots of a rival oil family or will their desire for one another consume them before it’s too late?
Uma said,
April 4, 2010 @ 9:05 am
C’mon, if you need time off, just say so. we’re not stupid you know?
We love your blog. If you cant maintain it just tell us so
La Lola said,
April 5, 2010 @ 5:29 pm
Sorry for not posting earlier you guys, some sad and complicated stuff has happened in the RMB household.
Fifi Trixibelle, your love for buttplugs whilst hilarious, did send shivers down our spine (especially Sven’s).
And welcome Francesca Love! Whilst we do admit to a fondness for Texan oil tycoons and ex-marines, we’ve been told that we have to curb our fondness for Dynasty reruns.
And so for her very funny post (and even funnier response to a spambot), Julie Bo Boolie is the winner!
Lastly, Uma, seems to me this is your first post. Which means you either (a) haven’t been following this blog all that long or (b) are a lurker. In either case, my response to you is: tough nuts.
Judy said,
April 5, 2010 @ 9:35 pm
Ladies - as much as I’d like to believe that you have nothing better to do than ogle hot men, read trashy books, and write reviews for our pleasure, I think that perhaps life can sometimes get in the way and when you need time off due to whatever - your loyal readers are cool w/that. Yes, we miss you but as long as you come back to us, that’s all we need!!
Julie Bo Boolie said,
April 5, 2010 @ 9:54 pm
I am so very very honoured!
And ditto Judy. I don’t mind waiting between posts because you always make them worth waiting for
La Lola said,
April 6, 2010 @ 7:38 pm
Thanks Judy and JBB! While we do try, unfortunately life is not always mojitos and muscled men (although it really should be). And if the sad day comes when we are no longer able to lay the snark down on the world of romance (this will probably be a relief to certain editors, authors and agents out there), we’ll definitely let you guys know, and will not vanish into that cold yonder with nary a word! (i.e. we’ll scream “Hasta La Vista bitches!”) But until that day, the RMB girls are still on the rampage.
Pan's Consort said,
April 6, 2010 @ 9:09 pm
Really, Uma, if you think you can read this many books and write as creatively as the reviews here please start your own blog and post a link. I promise to check it out.
If you do burn out, Lola et al, we would appreciate notice, but in the meantime I’ll keep checking back in the hope that there will always be a new post.
Fifi Trixibelle said,
April 8, 2010 @ 10:11 am
YEAS!!! I scared Sven!!!
I’ve never traumatized a cabana boy before!!!!
Hope life is looking up
La Lola said,
April 10, 2010 @ 12:13 am
Thanks Pan’s Consort - never say never, but at the moment we’ve no intention of quitting as long as there’s snark left in us!
And Fifi, Sven was traumatised all right. We had to snuggle up against him for comfort. Not that we’re complaining!