Archive for March, 2010

RMB Proposed Plot Challenge

Hola all you readers and RMB fangirls out there,

Given the popularity of our Proposed Plots and knowing how you little devils are almost as batshit bonkers as us, we’ve decided to throw down the gauntlet (sadly, not a gauntlet belonging to a tall, dark and hung medieval warlord) and issue you a challenge: come up with a proposed plot based on the title below.

LOVE ME TENDER, DRILL ME DEEP
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Postcards from the edge

“Tempt Me, Taste Me, Touch Me” by Bella Andre

“Hey Lola, I just got this postcard in the mail from Sheri. Apparently she’s off to Napa for the weekend?” chirped Mimi while strolling into Lola’s office. “Oh yeah she sent me one too” replied Lola, surreptitiously reaching into her dustbin to retrieve Sheridan’s postcard. “Why would Sheri send us each a postcard to tell us where she’s gone to?” mused Mimi, ignoring Lola’s glare as she rested the heels of her Louboutins on the edge of Lola’s desk. At the sound of knocking, Lola and Mimi both turned toward the door, only to find Juan, also holding a postcard. “You too?” asked Lola. Nodding, Juan hands Lola his postcard as Mimi begins to read aloud the contents of hers:

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Move over Benicio

“Big Bad Wolf” by Christine Warren
Dear Sheridan,

I hope this letter finds you well.

Given that you have been away from RMB headquarters, I have been unable to discuss “Big Bad Wolf” with you. As you may imagine, this has left me distraught because I would like to share my feelings for Graham Winters with the world notwithstanding the failure of my repeated attempts to procure a recurring spot on Oprah. And so I have decided to pen you this missive instead.
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