So good! So good!
“Game for Anything” by Bella Andre
Set to the music of the classic “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond (Or Mark Salling – aka The Hotness To Infinite Degree)
Where it began, I know exactly when – You
Took Julie’s V-card with your schlong
Now you’re quarterback, whoooo
But with an image bummer
As I’ll describe in this song
Damn, sportsman, reaching out
Touching me, let me touch you
Oh, sweet hunky Ty
Come!
Come!
Come!
Your bat’s big and hard like wood
Like wood!
Like wood!
Like wood!
With this, your first love Julie you did woo
You were from wrong side of the tracks, whooo
But now you have mucho money
You fill me up with only you, oh
But you want Jules
But her pride’s like a boulder
You’re better off without that fool
Oh, why, why waste charm, on Julie
Just touch me, let me smack you
Oh, sweet hunky Ty
Come!
Come!
Come!
You really give fun so good
So good!
So good!
So good!
But Julie’s appalled – by your behavior so lewd
Ohhh, sweet hunky Ty,
Your pants really fit so good
Pants fit!
So good!
So good!
I’ve been inclined to believe they never would!
Sweet hunky Ty!
Postscript: Gentle readers, we know questions have been swirling about our whereabouts for the past few months. While we have resisted TMZ’s numerous attempts to contact us for further details, we can tell you that it involved Tiger Woods, a shark, nunchucks and a glue gun. If we tell you anything else we’d have to kill you.
Judy said,
February 1, 2010 @ 10:10 pm
Let me be the first to say WELCOME BACK!! You all were truly missed. That said - great review!
Amanda said,
February 1, 2010 @ 11:21 pm
So good to see you guys back! =)
Julie Bo Boolie said,
February 1, 2010 @ 11:33 pm
I don’t care where you’ve been I’m just SO glad that you’re back! And just in time for Lilli Fiesty’s new book too
cutepolishgirl said,
February 2, 2010 @ 3:22 am
Thank God! *wiping tears from eyes* I missed you ladies, damn it!
Renee said,
February 2, 2010 @ 3:35 am
Welcome back, ladies! I’ve missed you!
michelle said,
February 2, 2010 @ 12:34 pm
woo hoo! my day has just been made! lovely to have you back!!! =)
Amy said,
February 2, 2010 @ 7:07 pm
Sweet! You’re back! February’s looking up already!
La Lola said,
February 2, 2010 @ 7:55 pm
Awww… thanks guys! Sorry for the long absence, but Juan decided that maybe hanging around serving mai tais in a g-string wasn’t optimal use of his doctorate so there was a MAJOR crisis involved there. But we’re baaaccckkk! So belated Merry X’Mas (hope your stockings got stuffed) and happy new year!
XOXO - Lola, Sheridan & Mimi
Fifi Trixibelle said,
February 3, 2010 @ 10:17 am
Thank gawd.
Snark away ladies.
Pan's Consort said,
February 3, 2010 @ 10:29 pm
You’ve been missed! Glad to know it was only man trouble and not something more tragic. I was afraid you might have sprained a wrist from carrying around too many Chanel cosmetics in your Kate Spade handbag and couldn’t type.
Rex :D said,
February 4, 2010 @ 2:55 am
Welcome back, girls! I’ve missed your witty reviews. You’ve made my day.
*back to lurking*
LadyCurvyA.K.APHR said,
February 4, 2010 @ 3:26 am
YAY YAY YAY!! Welcome Back Ladies!! …
*Lynn* said,
February 7, 2010 @ 12:06 am
I have missed you guys every day you have been away. Thanks for coming back and giving this SAHM a very much needed break during her hectic day.
Bridget Locke said,
February 7, 2010 @ 2:04 pm
Whoo! The ladies are back in town or business or whatever it is you do.
You were missed…truly, you were. *hugs*
Victoria M said,
February 8, 2010 @ 11:39 am
This is fantastic! Welcome back!
wandax said,
February 10, 2010 @ 12:46 am
Greetings from Germany. The snow is falling since November and I was soooooo looking forward to hear from you again.
La Lola said,
February 10, 2010 @ 9:25 am
Aww…. we *heart* your well wishes and compliments (especially since they’re totally true!) Anyway we’re glad to be back with batteries totally recharged! Stay tuned for the rest of our reviews. It’s gonna be a snarky year ahead!