The hills are alive
A musical tribute to SEP’s Chicago Stars Team - brought to you by La “I love Captain Von Trapp” Lola and Sheridan “Is 16 going on 17″ Sakura Carlotta
(To be sung to: “My Favourite Things” from The Sound of Music)
Dear readers, we thought we’d share with you one of the many ways of how we cope with the ups and downs of life. Though most times we think life always looks better from the bottom of a couple tequila bottles, we do think there is much to be said about singing one’s blues (and troubles) away. So join us (because we know you know this song!) in a rousing tribute, to the glorious men of the Chicago Stars team!
“Dan Calebow he’s DA MAN(!) and Sheridan would like to lick him
Coach of the Chicao Stars; we just want to kiss him
He’s all kinds of sexy, he makes our hearts sing -
He’s just a few of our favourite things
(dum dum dum ba dum dum dum)
And oh did we mention Bobby Tom Denton
How lucky was Gracie Snow when she met him
Imagine the noise when we work the bed springs
He’s just a few of our favourite things!
The Chicago Stars team! How we love thee
You are simply great
You make us want to stalk football players like you
But then we’ll get thrown, in jail
(dum dum dum ba dum dum dum)
Oh Calvin won’t you come flash us your strudel
So that we can gobble up your schnitzel with noodle
The sight of your package all tied up with string
That’s really hands down one of our favourite things
Now we come right up to the daredevil Kevin
Please sir would you drop your pants and take us to heaven
To his big body oh how we would cling
We want to play around his phwoar-a-ding-ding!
When Mimi bites, when the booze stings
When we’re feeling sad
We simply call to mind our favourite team
And ask to fondle - their bats!”
cutepolishgirl68 said,
May 21, 2009 @ 3:09 am
*blinking owlishly while swaying side to side holding up my lemonade and vodka” oh, is it done already? I was just getting into the groove…..