Circle of Healing
“Mona Lisa Craving” by Sunny
“OK, so boys I guess you know why I’ve asked you here today. We are staging an intervention!” Lola puts on a pointy cone hat made from rolled up cardboard, with the word “Psychologist” written on it in crayon. “We are going to solve your inexplicable desire and fascination for Mona Lisa. Now, don’t feel as if you’re being judged or anything. I am highly qualified to listen to what you have to share with me and provide a considered, objective view of what I think the issue is. Dontaine, let’s start with you. Why do you love Mona Lisa so much?”
“Well, I guess it’s because…”
“DEH! *mimics buzzing sound* Wrong answer! You could do so much better Dontaine! You used to be some kind of warrior leader and now you’ve handed your nuts over to Mona Lisa on a silver platter, following her and Halcyon around like a puppy! A puppy with no nuts! Why Dontaine? Like in the beginning part of the book, how cool was it when you chanced upon Mona Lisa and Halcyon *breaks off and simpers, “Hiiiiii Halycon!”* coming out from the woods (no pun intended) after engaging in some Moon nooky. OK fine, that was a wee gross and all, especially with the description of how their bodily fluids were still shining on their bodies what with them being butt nekked, but when you attacked Halcyon? How cool and jealousy of you! Although the fact that he WAS naked at the time meant that your opponent was basically fighting with his dingle dangling. *raises eyebrow* Weird.”
Lola turns to Dante. “You. Dante. New Lover of Mona Lisa. I wasn’t really feeling you at the beginning because you were supposed to be this 18 year old sex God on a stick. But then, you showed the masculine, totally alpha side of your character when you introduced Mona Lisa to pleasures she’d never known before. And when you chained her to your side and basically kidnapped her? That was hot.”
“Really I do protest Lola…” Halcyon says angrily.
“Dr Lola.”
“Dr Lola then. If you knew what I went through when Mona Lisa was taken from me, nay from all of us, well, you would not joke in this manner!” cries the High Prince of Hell.
“Was I joking?” Lola asks, puzzled. “So what you’re saying is that you were upset by this? Anguished? Enraged?”
“Yes!”
“Oh Halcyon. Come. Lay your troubled brow upon Dr Lola’s bosom and I shall ease your troubles.”
“But… but… I love Mona Lisa!” protests Halcyon.
“Really?” asks Lola skeptically. “OK, tell me why you think that and I will see if there’s a medical explanation for the way you think you feel.”
Halcyon takes a deep breath. “Well, what I love is…”
“You love her moon coochie! Admit it! I don’t know what kind of pact with the devil this woman has made, but she has all of you hot guys panting after her like dogs howling at the moon!”
Halcyon hangs head in shame. “It’s true. I do. I do love her moon coochie.”
Dante and Dontaine in unison, “We all do.”
Dr Lola claps her hands together. “We have made a breakthrough! Now repeat after me. I am not addicted to moon coochie.”
Three men in unison: “I am not addicted to moon coochie.”
“Moon coochie is weird. I will not put any part of my body inside anything that glows like radioactive kryptonite.”
“Moon coochie is weird. I will not put any part of my body inside anything that glows like radioactive kryptonite.”
“Good! Now come, let us join together in a circle of healing.”
“Dr Lola, why does the circle of healing involve us putting our hands on each other’s butts?” asks Dontaine, puzzled.
“Who’s the doctor here, you or me?
Bridget Locke said,
May 4, 2009 @ 4:20 pm
Lola…as per usual, you crack my butt up. Moon coochie. *shakes head*
cutepolishgirl68 said,
May 5, 2009 @ 2:29 am
‘Three men in unison: “I am not addicted to moon coochie.” ‘ What kind of special powers have you been holding from us that you can get three alpha males to bow down like that? You should offer classes or at the least an instructional DVD!
Lola said,
May 5, 2009 @ 6:44 pm
*doffs feathered hat* Many thanks Bridget!
And CPG, my powers are for me to know and utilise for my own power! *cue lightning flashes and maniacal laughter*
Mistress said,
May 8, 2009 @ 12:37 pm
Lmao@moon coochie. I also scoffed @Dante till he got all “hulk smash” macho. Wish Amber would have had more than the quick peek-a-boo presence as well. *sigh*.
I think part of why I’m so addicted to Sunny are her odd Alpha/Beta hero types. All deadly and brooding but just longing for cuddles, few kind words, and to be boinked back to health/sanity. = )
Lola said,
May 8, 2009 @ 4:12 pm
Yeah coz in the beginning Dante was this really wet drip mooning around (no pun intended) and then he suddenly morphed into Dominant Alpha. Good stuff.