Altogether now!
To spread the Christmas cheer, the RipMyBodice girls have taken it upon themselves to do a spot of carolling around their neighbourhood. With Juan and Sven in tow (both appropriate dressed with reindeer antlers, red painted noses and one large christmas sock each), the girls and their spiked eggnog now bring to you, their favourite christmas carol of all time: The Twelve Days of Christmas.
“On the first day of Christmas, dearest Santa bring to me,
One naked Alpha Male just for me.
On the second day of Christmas, dearest Santa bring to me,
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me.
On the third day of Christmas, darling Santa send to me,
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me.
On the fourth day of Christmas, please Santa bring to me,
Four more naked Alphas,
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Santa hear my plea,
Five Black Dagger Brothers!
Four more naked Alphas,
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me.
On the sixth day of Christmas, O Santa give to me,
Six hott Navy SEALS
Five Black Dagger Brothers!
Four more naked Alphas,
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Santa please bring for me,
Seven spanks on my bottom
Six hott Navy SEALS
Five Black Dagger Brothers!
Four more naked Alphas,
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Santa, listen to me!
(I want) Eight commandos gone commando
Seven spanks on my bottom
Six hott Navy SEALS
Five Black Dagger Brothers!
Four more naked Alphas
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me
On the ninth day of Christmas, Santa, stay with me!
Nine naughty riding cowboys
(I want) Eight commandos gone commando
Seven spanks on my bottom
Six hott Navy SEALS
Five Black Dagger Brothers!
Four more naked Alphas
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me
On the tenth day of Christmas, Santa here’s my list!
Ten sword wielding dukes
Nine naughty riding cowboys
(I want) Eight commandos gone commando
Seven spanks on my bottom
Six hott Navy SEALS
Five Black Dagger Brothers!
Four more naked Alphas
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Santa you’d better deliver,
Eleven diamonds from my corporate raider
Ten sword wielding dukes
Nine naughty riding cowboys
(I want) Eight commandos gone commando
Seven spanks on my bottom
Six hott Navy SEALS
Five Black Dagger Brothers!
Four more naked Alphas
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Alpha Male just for me
On the twelveth day of Christmas, baby Jesus I pray to thee!
(send me) Twelve possessive warriors
Eleven diamonds from my corporate raider
Ten sword wielding dukes
Nine naughty riding cowboys
(I want) Eight commandos gone commando
Seven spanks on my bottom
Six hott Navy SEALS
Five Black Dagger Brothers!
Four more naked Alphas
Three randy werewolves
Two vampire love bites
And one naked Daniel Craig just for me.”
Merry Christmas y’all! Happy happy holidays!
XOXO,
Lola, Sheri & Mimi
Bridget Locke said,
December 23, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
You ladies are insane, but I love you all the more for it.
Renee said,
December 23, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Freakin’ awesome! The last verse almost sounds like one of those descriptive Harlequin category titles-all that’s missing is the virgin secretary. lol
And I second the Daniel Craig.
Marisa said,
December 23, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
Terrific!
Happy Holidays!
jessica said,
December 24, 2008 @ 10:35 am
Too funny. Happy holidays.
Frannie said,
December 24, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
Ladies, may all your Christmas dreams come true. And if you find yourselves with a few too many naked alphas/randy werewolves, do send them my way. Happy holidays!
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta said,
December 24, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Happy holidays everyone! Be safe this festive season!
(Frannie, will do ;))
La Lola said,
December 24, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
Season’s greetings RMBers, and may you have an alpha-filled (literally) holiday season. Best wishes!
Dulce said,
December 25, 2008 @ 5:14 am
Loved your sexy reinterpretation of the 12 Days of X-Mas! I wonder if there is a book in which the hero is a millionaire former NAVY seal/vampire alpha male? :)) Anyways have a holly jolly X-Mas ladies!
Chanel19 said,
December 26, 2008 @ 3:28 am
If Dulce finds her man, see if he has a few brothers in similar circumstances…
Merry Christmas
cutepolishgirl68 said,
December 28, 2008 @ 8:43 am
well, no alpha under my tree this year- (I guess Rico Suave didn’t want the competition). But I hope all of you here had some great Christmas (Holiday) Cheer- and have a great New Year!!!