Who’s bad?
A rockin’ tribute to Rydstrom as Moonwalker Lola and Smooth Criminal Sheridan eagerly anticipate Kresley Cole’s next offering: Kiss of a Demon King
To be sung to Michael Jackson’s classic, ‘Black or White’
Ow!
Rydstrom is the hottest
Demon in the Lore
‘Cept we never realized all his
Hottness before
Now we believe in miracles
And a miracle
Has happened tonight
Boy, if
You’re thinkin’
Bout being my baby
It don’t matter so long as
you’ve got bite
He tied Sabine to his bed
For some kinky fun
Girl let me tell you
He ain’t second to none
Who cares about equality
Coz the truth is
A demon king’s
Got you in his sights
Ry, if
You’re thinkin’
Bout being my baby
It don’t matter just please
treat me right
Ry’s tired of bein’ a devil
He’s tired of this king stuff
He’s tired of this business
But we love him coz
He likes to play rough
He ain’t scared of
Your brother
(Coz his is a meaner motha)
He ain’t scared of nobody
Girl you know you like it when
The going gets mean
(rap performance)
Sexy action
Is what we’re expecting
No grief in some spanking attention
We want possession
On a global scale
We want to hear some growl in the tale
See, its all about Rydstrom!
Just Rydstrom
Rydstrom!
And his bad boy ways
Oh baby, spank us
We want chains you see,
We don’t want to spend our lives
Without a Lore male as our fella
(back to song)
Don’t tell me you don’t agree with me
Because a male from the Lore is so fine
But, if
You’re thinking about my Rydstrom
It don’t matter if you’re black or white
Oh Ry,
If you’re thinking of
Coming this way
Please would you take off your shirt
I said if
You’re bringing along
A friend of yours
You might want to call
Lachlain down
Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now
Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now
Or Bowen, him too
And Wroth, that’s two
To get by
Bring all, your friends, whoo
We love the Lore
Give us some more
To get by
We honk for more, whoo!!
(TA DUM!)
Deli said,
August 27, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
Brilliance, brilliance, brilliance
I just laughed so hard I cried
I love this blog =D
and I don’t want to wait until next year for the newest book, hrumph.
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta said,
August 27, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
Aww thanks Deli! Trust us, we had a lot of fun dancing around our offices to the song.
And hell yeah, give us Rydstrom THIS YEAR Ms Cole!! (PS - who’s your favourite Lore character Deli?)
dlamb8 said,
August 27, 2008 @ 9:02 pm
lmao! great one, ladies!
i also am finding it a very….long….wait.
and i am not so good with the patience, ya know?
(oh! that’s another one - do not even get me started!)
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta said,
August 27, 2008 @ 9:33 pm
Oh no dlamb8! Don’t mention the P word!! Lola gets kinda..upset when it is mentioned. Trust me when I say, she doesn’t have much hair left to tear out.
Frannie said,
August 27, 2008 @ 9:49 pm
You ladies are wonderful and amazing - best blog ever. I read this one while listening to Black and White - perfect. The next book is way too far away (I’ve read the series twice since coming across reference to Cole in this blog (thank you!), and OMG the first one - Myst and Nicholas Wroth - it’s a good thing my hot flash days are behind me or I would have spontaneously combusted. Husband is a happy man though. Favourite is Cadeon (how the heck is that pronounced anyway?) and Holly, but I agree - he’s too good for her. Rock on, read on.
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta said,
August 27, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
Wow thanks a ton Frannie for the “best blog ever” award. Now spread the word around and don’t be shy!!
i completely agree that Myst and Wroth’s book was “molten lava hot baby!!”. Sadly as I have no husband to attack while reading and after reading their story, I had to settle for a very cold soak in the tub. Cadeon (I don’t know how to pronounce his name either so let’s just call him Cade) *is* pretty steamy. That car scene? Oh my! However, my vote for the top lore male still goes to Lachlain for I am superficial and like shiny baubles. So sue me.
Lady L said,
August 29, 2008 @ 3:56 am
I vote for Lachlain too!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta said,
August 29, 2008 @ 9:02 am
Lady L I can tell that you are of good taste and quality. Cheers!