“To Taste Temptation” by Elizabeth Hoyt
“Change that Heroine!” A Petition to Elizabeth Hoyt
Dear Ms Hoyt,
La Lola is a big fan of your Prince series (the fabulousity meter kept going up from the first book to the last). I have now finished your latest book, “To Taste Temptation.” Hoyt, we have a problem. A BIG problem with this book. A problem so huge, that Washington called, they’re setting up a select committee.
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“Highlander Unchained” by Monica McCarty
[voice-over] “He is Lachlan Maclean, born approximately 250 years ago (I think) in the Highlands of Scotland. He is not immortal and he is not alone (very soon because Santa’s gonna make it right for failing to bring Matthew Farrell to Sheridan’s door since she was 18). For centuries we (i.e. Sheridan Sakura Carlotta)) have waited for the time of the gathering. When the stroke (and breadth) of his mighty sword and the fall of Sheridan’s silk robe will release the power of the SexyHighlander. In the end, there can be only one.” *cue theme music*
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“The Lost Duke of Wyndham” by Julia Quinn
Julia Quinn’s started her new series, featuring the Cavendish cousins. In this, the first book, Jack Audley-Cavendish is a roguish, debonair highwayman who has a way with words and an even better way with the ladies. But when he holds up a carriage containing the Duchess of Wyndham and her companion Grace Eversleigh, Black Jack’s in for a surprise because he’s recognised as the lost grandson of the duchess. Which makes him, and not Thomas Cavendish who is the present Duke of Wyndham, erm, the present Duke of Wyndham.
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“Dark Desires After Dusk” by Kresley Cole
You guys, sorry for the long absence! As you know, Lola has just gotten back from her annual pilgrimage to France where she took in a multitude of cultural sites such as the House of Chanel, the Hallowed Halls of Gucci, and the Chapel of Christian Louboutin. Needless to say, Mimi and I have been excitedly picking the lock of her suitcase and unwrapping the many gifts she got us while she slept. Oh Lola, such a generous soul. She didn’t get a single thing for herself! Soon after we had divided the spoils presents, Mimi, my yellow bellied friend, caught the next flight to Italy and so I have spent many days hiding from The Rage Of Lola (which would pretty much be the level of Severe on the Homeland security national terror alert). But I emerge my friends, to speak to you about the new Kresley Cole! Yes!! Demons are haaaaaaaawt. (Author’s note: the definition of demons does not include demon princes with dubious growth extensions on their dingdongs) Honk if you love demons!!
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Hola chicas!
By now, most of you should have received a little token of our appreciation in the mail; assuming you had forwarded us your email addresses before our carrier pigeons left the building. We’re sorry it took so long to reach each and everyone of you. It wasn’t as easy training pigeons as we thought it would be. Don’t worry, next year we’ll use owls instead! I mean, it worked for Harry so I see no reason why it wouldn’t work for us right? Right??
We apologise for the lack of man flesh in the envelope. The RMB budget is running on low this year (already!) so we really couldn’t splurge on postage. I mean, we’re already eating them crappy meals from the clearance bin at Tescos (oh for shame!!) and downing as much wine as we can at communion in order to get y’all something bigger and better next year! So. Thanks again for all your support and love, for liking our reviews, your comments, and fantastic recommendations! Strawberry Bellinis on da house!
XOXO
Lola, Sheri, Mi
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