We are ONE!
Our dearest darling RMB readers, authors, fangirls, critics, poison-pen writers and that weird guy with the dreadlocks who’s always sniffing around our garbage,
We are One! (And by this, we don’t mean we are united in the face of adversity (i.e Pansy heroes with limp noodles and the annoyingly clueless heroines who love them) although we are too). We’re a year old, and as fresh and supple as a baby’s butt (but far nicer smelling).
As we traipse around the pink donut of the RMB offices in our Louboutins and Jimmy Choos, Juan and Sven sniffling with emotion at our 6-inch heels, we promise to always be truthful, gorgeous and snarky.
And so, we thank you all for your support, your comments, your words of encouragement, and baseless disapproval (don’t think we have forgotten about you EDGAR).
We hope you will continue to enjoy our reviews and ranviews in the morning over vodka on the rocks or after a long day’s work over double vodka on the rocks. If you come across real true non-imaginary 6 feet of good looking macho muscled manliness with an insatiable appetite for.. physical activity and a penchant for.. kinky experimentation, well, you know where to find us!
To show how much we LOVE you, we have a little gift (please don’t be expecting a diamond ring or Sven wrapped in only a ribbon) for those of you who want it! Just drop us an email at ladies@ripmybodice.com with your mailing address and we’ll send you our lovely present!
Happy reading!
Lotsa love and kisses,
the RipMyBodice ladies
Lola, Sheridan and Mimi
xoxo
Ana said,
March 20, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
Congratulations!!!!!! I love your reviews and raniews and I have read every single one of them - I read your site every day, but I am not sure about the Vodka, I usually read while drinking pina coladas *g*
Did anyone say “gift”? Me likey!
andrea said,
March 20, 2008 @ 5:26 pm
Congrats! I too check your website daily. Even though I only discovered it a few months ago, I have also gone back and read all your reviews. They make me laugh and, sometimes that is the best thing. You managed to do what hundreds of reviewers on Amazon couldn’t get me to do, which is read all of the BDB books. So how is that for the “little website that could”? And now of course, I am obsessed.
Keep taking the snarky pills ladies( or whatever it is that keeps you going) because they are working. Thanks for making my day each time I read your reviews. I look forward to them even if I haven’t read the book.
andrea said,
March 20, 2008 @ 5:44 pm
Congrats! I too check your website daily. Even though I only discovered it a few months ago, I have also gone back and read all your reviews. They make me laugh and, sometimes that is the best thing. You managed to do what hundreds of reviewers on Amazon couldn’t get me to do, which is convince me to enter the world of the BDB. So how is that for the “little website that could”? And now of course, I am obsessed.
Keep taking the snarky pills ladies( or whatever it is that keeps you going) because they are working. Thanks for making my day each time I read your reviews. I look forward to them even if I haven’t read the book.
andrea said,
March 20, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
Sorry ladies. I ‘m not sure why you got both my comments. Must be internet troubles.
lynette said,
March 20, 2008 @ 7:25 pm
Congratulations. I love your reviews. Cheers to another year (or 20).
Lynette
PS - as a gift, go over to the Goddess Blogs, scroll down and look at last Sundays FROS. I want one of those!!!!!
cutepolishgirl68 said,
March 20, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
Has it been only a year- how did I ever make it through my days before your blog existed?? Love you girls- but I think you know that! Give Sven and Juan an extra treat for hanging in there…….
La Lola said,
March 20, 2008 @ 8:44 pm
*sniff* Group hug! La Lola is so feeling the love! And we did toast you guys when we were out for our birthday dinner at our usual Mexican fiesta joint. 6 jugs of strawberry Margs later and many toasts to Judith McNaught, our little group of insiders (ie you guys) and the wonders of Juan and Sven’s tushies later, it’s all good!
Jill D. said,
March 20, 2008 @ 9:22 pm
Congrats Ladies on your one year of success!! I do love your sight and the reviews are halarious. Keep them coming!
mallory said,
March 20, 2008 @ 11:21 pm
Wow! A par-tay! Congrats on the one year B-day! I will celebrate your milestone here at Rancho Cockamunga with a Alpha-male Festivus and you are invited! We will have a Jeanette (The Wife Trap) pinata, so you can go all BDB on her ass. We will also have a Derek Craven kissing booth, there is a long line so come early or bring weapons to beat back the crowd. What else will we have? I am taking suggestions.
Again, congrats and here’s to many many more great years!
Ana said,
March 21, 2008 @ 12:43 am
Mallory, great idea. I suggest A “Scratch my back” tent with Bowen and Lachlain. *dies*
mallory said,
March 21, 2008 @ 12:50 am
LOL Ana! I love Bowen…mmmm. I think we need a dunking booth too. Which heroine shall we put in it first? And there has to be something besides water in it.
Wendy said,
March 21, 2008 @ 4:07 am
Can my gift by one of those awesome Manwiches? Maybe we can mix it up a little. Historical hero in front, contemporary hero in back?
gracieclay said,
March 21, 2008 @ 7:01 am
Congrats girls! I read you’re site all the time and you make me laugh when I need it! Keep up the great work!
How are you going to get a hot piece of man into an email?
Ana said,
March 21, 2008 @ 7:42 am
Mallory, Easy: I think we ought to dunk ALL heroines, so we can have the heroes all to ourselves! LOL.
lauren said,
March 21, 2008 @ 8:15 am
Happy Birthday, keep the good, eh and bad as the case may be, reviews coming.
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta said,
March 21, 2008 @ 10:06 am
The Rancho Cockamunga is my new home!! Hey could we also have a “pin the penis on a Beta Male” booth and a Tunnel of Mangasmic Love?
Okay you guys, it may be a tad hard to get a supersized manwich through the post to each and everyone of you (postage will be a b*tch y’all) but rest assured we will work ceaselessly and tirelessly towards that goal.
Thanks for all your birthday wishes, and keep your “must-read” book recommendations coming! Don’t forget to send us your addresses so that you don’t miss out on our special somethingsomethings!!
Gummy Bear said,
March 21, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
happy belated bday!! ( i don’t check RMB for one day and there’s this bday celebration without me!??!) since you’ve already established street cred for liking some of my old school favorites, your recommendations rank quite highly! love you ladies!
mallory said,
March 22, 2008 @ 2:37 am
LOL! Pin the penis on the Beta Male…*snort*
Perfect!
Hmmmm… it looks like the Brotherhood have tossed Derek out of the kissing booth on his arse. Thats ok… Derek can go over to the Mantasy Island booth with Rafe and Dain.
Ma'mselle Mimi said,
March 24, 2008 @ 12:27 am
…. what?? We’re not sending them the manwiches?? Gawddangit, and to think I spent all day auditioning for the good Alphas, making each one growl “Mine”, checking each one to ensure they are of adequate size everywhere and then wrapping them all up nice and pretty for our readers. Sigh. Alright boys, you can untie those ribbons now.. and go put on some underwear!