The “Brother of your dreams” Quiz
To mark the end of another great book in the Black Dagger Brotherhood series, we’ve come up with a quiz to:
(a) let you reaffirm your love for your Brother;
(b) decide which Brother is the one for you;
(c) determine if you are indeed a BDB fan (because you know which Brother you want and should be able to pick the correct answers for each question); or
(d) remind you that there’s another BDB book coming next year, but unless JR Ward can work some big time mojo jojo magic, is likely to pale in comparison with Lover Unbound.
1. You and your Brother like to get hot and heavy between your 1000 Egyptian thread count sheets. Some might accuse you of kink, but that’s ok by you, because you love it when:
(a) your Brother ties you up, drips hot black wax all over you and paddles you, you naughty, lucky bitch you. Arts and crafts was never this fun.
(b) your Brother has to be tied down because his beast is trying to break free (literally). Cross species love, but c’mon admit it. You love to stroke the dragon.
(c) your Brother services you through your intense needing period and after that feeds you turkey. Wild monkey sex and turkey, who could ask for more.
(d) your Brother looks at you longingly but can’t do jack shit because he’s sworn some weirdass vow of celibacy. Whatever dude. Have fun fondling your artificial leg.
2. In between getting down and dirty with your Brother (except the celibate one), you bond over how much you love the magic of movies. Since he pretty much lets you watch anything you want (as he’d much rather watch you), you pick:
(a) Secretary (because you crave being instructed to eat one scoop of creamed potatoes, a slice of butter, four peas, and as much ice cream as you’d like);
(b) Dragonheart (where you weep uncontrollably when the Draco the dragon (aka Sean Connery) died);
(c) Se7en (because your man can’t get enough of the gore and violence);
(d) any cartoon available since there’s no point getting yourself fired up by watching anything remotely sexual.
3. Your brother has just woken up from a killer nightmare (Macho tough vampire warriors are sensitive too you know). You cuddle him to your ample chest (in the case of Mimi, not so much in the case of Sheridan and Lola) and soothe his fevered brow, as you urge him to tell you about the nightmare, which involved:
(a) his horrible experience in the war camp where he spent centuries of his life, tortured and treated like crap by his evil bastard of a father to the immense rage of Mimi, who has written ‘Bloodletter’ on a punching bag in the RMB gym (which until now has only been used to store our shoes from last season). Unfortunately, the punching bag has to be replaced every 2 days.
(b) thinking that his beast is about to emerge and raze the whole of downtown New York to the ground with his dragon-fire breath. Nothing that a bit of clorets cannot take care of my darling.
(c) his torturous experience being kept as a blood slave by his bitch of a mistress. At the behest of Lola, yet another punching bag goes up in the RMB gym, which is startlingly beginning to take on the appearance of an actual gym.
(d) his penis wizening and atrophying like a rotten carrot, from lack of use. *yawn*. Just go back to sleep dude.
4. As you gaze at your Brother over First Meal, the thing which you find most alluring and intriguing is:
(a) his intense sparkly (cartier) diamond bling bling eyes and smouldering gloved hand (promising many many spankings for naughty naughty girls).
(b) his devil-may-care Hollywood movie star good looks and mysteriously moving and menacing dragon tattoo (a hint of the OTHER big and long dragon you will need to ‘fend off’ in the bedroom).
(c) his smooth and shiny head (polished lovingly by you) and oh-so-sexy-do-me-now scar (*Rrooowwrrr!*).
(d) his peg leg.
5. You know you like it when your Brother whispers naughty instructions to you. Which of the following would you prefer being whispered in your ear? (Since this is a PG13..um..18 website, we have suitably dialled down the naughtiness)
(a) “i want you to touch my leathers ”
(b) ” i want you to touch my dragon ”
(c) ” i want you to touch my piercings”
(d) “hey wanna brush my hair?”
6. Your Brother is going to bring you out for a night on the town. (Die, bitches, die.) Hop into his:
(a) black Escalade with chrome rims packing some serious firepower under the seat and blasting hip hop music 24/7, you feel me?
(b) chili red Maserati, sleek and look-at-me-gorgeous, to match his fiery (literally) and attention grabbing personality.
(c) gunmetal grey Porsche, powerful and dangerous with a full throttle that makes your own engine… purr….
(d) Sorry sister. He can’t drive. He has only one leg. Plus, he is too busy moping about another woman to drive you anywhere. Hitch a ride from Fritz instead.
7. Among the vampire community, the Brotherhood are legendary warriors who fight the eternal good fight with the lessers. Since the Brothers don’t particularly like hanging out with civilians, each Brothers’ identity is secret and shrouded in mystery. What has been whispered about your Brother?
(a) his kinky sexual preferences, sinister tattoos and gloved hand
(b) his mind altering beauty, his once (but no longer now that he has you) sexual stamina, alleged curse from the Scribe Virgin, and deadly fighting skills
(c) his mean ass personality, rumored capture and torture as a blood slave, and violent tendencies
(d) his multi-coloured hair, keen fashion sense, and the fact that he is related to (c).
8. Your Brother’s chilling out at ZeroSum, with a glass of his favourite tipple. He lounges insouciantly against the bar in the VIP area, staring broodingly at you as he nurses his:
(a) Grey goose, neat.
(b) bottle of ice-cold Bud.
(c) Scotch on the rocks.
(d) orange juice, and no, he isn’t staring at you. He’s staring at the married woman behind you.
9. Besides fighting lessers and making sweet love with their women, the Brothers also teach the pre and post transitioned vamps some of their moves and bomb making skills. Which class would your Brother be an expert in?
(a) Hacking and installing high tech security systems 401 (the Master Class)
(b) Unleashing your inner beast while yet maintaining control 201
(c) Slice ‘em and Dice ‘em - How to get the best results out of your dagger
(d) Personal grooming and the latest male fashion Autumn/Winter trends for 2007
10. The Mansion’s security is compromised and the Brothers decide to move everyone to a safer place just to be on the safe side. While rushing out the door, your Brother grabs:
(a) you.
(b) you.
(c) you.
(d) someone else.
IF FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS, YOU ANSWERED
(a) *cracks whip in the air* Get on that rack now! This mysterious and complex man V wants to do all the nasty dirty weird and kinky things you have ever (and possibly never) dreamt of, with black candles and a leather glove. To Mimi, of course. You’ve got yourself into a fix now! This hot (literally, as his hand just burns with all the passion that is within him) property will leave you, dressed in patent leather, bound and ball-gagged, and begging for more, as he turns away to nurse his grey goose and hack into some government agency system just because he can. Of course for you, this will only be in your dreams as Vishous is too busy paddling Mimi’s supple bottom and growling “Mine”. His troubled past and his longing for someone to trust and love will bring him into yo..Mimi’s open willing arms where she will hold him to her heaving bosom, run her fingers through his glossy italian model hair, and bring back the sparkle in his diamond eyes.
(b) Congratulations! Hot dang woman you would have snagged the most gorgeous male to have ever walked the face of the earth for the last hundred years or so. Rhage is blonde, modelesque, breath-takingly gorgeous, and likes it (a lot) when Sheridan plays with his dragon. In fact, he’s so good looking, Rhage doesn’t even need a last name. Don’t be alarmed however when his pupils flash white for it’s just his way of telling Sheridan Sakura Carlotta to prepare for sexy time! Sheridan takes comfort in the fact that should anybody dare lay a hand on her or so much as looks at her in a way that does not please him, Rhage and his alter ego will not hesitate to lay the smack down on the offending male. Rhage is the property of Sheridan Sakura Carlotta who will not think twice about biting you should you even think about touching him.
(c) *blows congratulatory party whistle* He’s mad, bad and dangerous to know, but underneath the long curving scar and tatts of Zsadist beats the heart of a warrior who is tamed by The Love Of A Good Woman i.e La Lola. His menacing demeanour is enough to scare off a whole squadron of fighters (and those are just his friends). But hell, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the fire. If you have club feet and count Crocs as your favourite footwear, don’t walk on the wild side. If you can’t deal with Zsadist’s deliciously sadist nature, then you got no call even looking at the most hard-core of all the brothers. Who doesn’t want a Brother who’s a warrior to the rest of the world, but wants nothing more than to cuddle up against you as you rub Kitty Kat Kokonut Kream all over him? *La Lola casts death glare at all the hands that have been put up, and contemplates how long she’ll need to take everyone out.*
(d) Phury. Best wishes, he is all yours.
cutepolishgirl68 said,
September 27, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
La Lola girl- we need to talk about sharing time!!!!! Z just does it for me, especially the shaved head and piercings, ROWR. And the way he treats his chosen one so delicately (not that I wouldn’t mind a little tough love once in a while, just not as tough as V’s).
and fellow girlfriends consider this-
BTW- I kind of think we are giving Phury a complex- I have a feeling he will be quite the INVENTIVE lover- and just think of his stamina to make up for lost time!!!!!!!
And Rehvenge as a sympath who can feel everything your feeiing- takes attentiveness to a whole new level. It gives me shivers just contemplating the future possibilities.
Can you say Manwich, anyone??? La Lola, I know YOUcan!
Wendy said,
September 28, 2007 @ 12:45 am
Well… I actually got only 2 c’s and 7 b’s but damn, the sex ‘n’ turkey is the deal-maker! Give me all the sex I want and then top it off with TURKEY? I am so there!
La Lola said,
September 28, 2007 @ 9:09 am
cpg68, you know I like you for all the cocktail recipes you have given us, I really do. For that, I am willing to consider loaning Zsadist to you strictly on a timeshare basis. But only when I’m too exhausted from all his manly attentions, you feel me? Or when I’m dallying with Rehvenge *blissful sigh*
La Lola said,
September 28, 2007 @ 9:10 am
And that’s all we need Wendy, another hat thrown into the ring of frenzied lust which is my feelings towards Zsadist.
cutepolishgirl68 said,
October 10, 2007 @ 8:50 am
OK what is up with the readers, that no one else wants to take the quiz??? On the plus side, there are less girlfriends to share the BROTHERS with! But come one, are we the only ones that really get hot and bothered by these guys?
I actually saw another blog where the readers trashed V’s book. I am so glad they do not show their faces here, I think I would have to hurt them!
La Lola said,
October 10, 2007 @ 4:34 pm
There there CPG. we here at RMB are proponents of peace, love and forgiveness. Well, not really, but it felt good to say it.
Wendy said,
October 11, 2007 @ 12:51 am
I’m having a really hard time taking Phury seriously. Maybe it’s because I keep thinking his name is pronounced “Furry.” Or maybe it’s because the spiced cidar thing reminds me of my husband and the multi-colored hair reminds me of my son.
Finishing up book 2, dying for book 3 - Lola, you’ve got trouble waiting for you, sistah!
La Lola said,
October 11, 2007 @ 9:17 am
*pushes up sleeves* Bring it on!
Sayuri said,
May 30, 2008 @ 12:31 am
I am seriously pissed. No Butch option? Why can’t I get a little Butch lovin’ goin’ on here? LOL He’s a brother…..now.
Phury is such a whiny little Bee-yotch. I doubt very much can redeem him, but I so can’t wait for book 6 to see it is possible. Arghhh! Why can it be out already!
However with some Rhev and JM action, it’s going to be all good, true?
Lady L said,
May 31, 2008 @ 8:58 am
LOL and what about Wrath? I’m all about the blind king, any man that can make me queen has my heart for life.
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta said,
May 31, 2008 @ 11:43 am
Lady L! I see we have similiar priorities in life. *high five!*
plscallmebeth said,
August 6, 2008 @ 2:26 am
Yeah I protest too! What about MY Wrath, the king and ultimate brother! How can he be left out of this quiz, like a…. a….a commoner!
Sheridan Sakura Carlotta said,
August 6, 2008 @ 8:53 am
Okay plscallmebeth *holds hands up defensively* Wrath is all yours and thus, did not need to be the subject of a quiz.
3D Me! said,
October 14, 2008 @ 12:41 am
i totally agree on the Wrath issue. *throws hands up in the air* Why didn’t HE get into the quiz. he can read your body like BRAIL…I’m getting shivers just thinking about the possibilities.
La Lola said,
October 14, 2008 @ 9:36 pm
Throw your hat into the ring fighting over Wrath, 3D! The Blind King is definitely droolworthy we concur. But for each of us, it’s Z, Rhage and Vishous who make us go rowr!
antigonesbaby said,
December 26, 2009 @ 1:32 pm
Hey, ladies, no fighting over my guys! That’s right, MY guys! All of ‘em, I love ‘em all, even Quinn and Blay, although I have serious concerns about those two boys! Wrath is quite simply regal, and so is Revhenge. Vishous, Rhage, Zadist, Phury, Butch, JM, and even Tohr are beautiful. But, I”m very concerned about what Payne is going to do to the Brotherhood when she shows up in Caldwell. I am sure she will.
latinchick1995 said,
February 1, 2010 @ 10:20 am
Well you guys can have Z cuz he is personally my least favorite. But Rhage & Vishous are ALL MINE!!! They’re like the sexiest dudes in the whole series