Ripmybodice.com Autumn/Winter Semester 2007
Dear Student,
Welcome back to another semester year here at ripmybodice.com! This Autumn/Winter Semester promises an exciting array of choices and lecture series by our highly qualified experts, all working together in a single goal to help you through the world of Romance novels.
Please note that this semester, students are to complete either 3 core classes each semester and may opt to take as many electives as they wish for extra credit. Students are to also note that fraternizing with guest lecturers/teaching assistants/alcohol providers Juan and Sven are strictly forbidden. Strict disciplinary action will be taken against you if you are caught handing phone numbers to/flirting with either Juan or Sven and/or raiding through our alcohol supply (i.e. we will sic Mimi on you).
We are pleased to draw your attention to our semester schedule and the classes we will be offering this Autumn/Winter semester of 2007. However, as always, we reserve the right to change course topics, depending on unexpected events/ paucity of material/ mood swings. Students are highly encouraged to sign up for our classes as soon as possible to avoid disappointment as places are limited. Materials, books and/or any form of stationery other than Hello Kitty bobble-head pink glitter pens are not provided and students are expected to have read all the books reviewed thus far on the website.
Once again, we wish to remind all returning/new students that bribes in the form of shiny baubles are always welcomed and that a crate of alcohol almost always get you everywhere with us.
Have a great semester and remember, rakes do it better!
RIPMYBODICE.COM
(La Lola / Sheridan Sakura Carlotta / Ma’mselle Mimi)