June 3, 2010
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under CONTEMPORARY, Lynne Graham
“A Savage Betrayal” by Lynne Graham
Dear Mr Important Recruiter,
I am writing to you again as I am believe my previous letter to you must have inadvertently gotten lost in the mail. But this matter is of utmost importance, and so I feel it is imperative that I pen this missive to you once more. Was it the topless photo accompanying my curriculum vitae? Because I think that the CEOs who may hire me to be their secretary/ PA would be interested in such details!
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May 15, 2010
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under HISTORICAL, Laura Lee Guhrke
“With Seduction In Mind” by Laura Lee Guhrke
First things first, I’m sure anyone who has read the Girl-Bachelor series by LLG has one question on their mind - how the hell is it that matchmaking mothers across England have not sent their daughters to live at the lodging house in Russell Street?
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May 5, 2010
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under PARANORMAL, Sunny
“Mona Lisa Darkening” by Sunny
So does anyone know if Sunny is going to write any more novels in the Mona Lisa series or is “Mona Lisa Darkening” it? I know she’s got some Lucinda demon princess series going on, but I like me my moon coochie dammit!
OK, that came out wrong.
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April 13, 2010
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under PARANORMAL, Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Born of Night” by Sherrilyn Kenyon
“Hey Mi, got a minu - Mimi where are you going I’m talking to you!”
Caught in the process of leaving, Mimi turned and replied evenly, “you have a portable keyboard with you. Nothing good can come out of this so I thought if I just upped and left, you would not notice and you would therefore inflict torture on someone else.”
* Sheridan pouted* “I’ll be quick I promise!”
“Torture is never quick” Mimi retorted, braiding her hair into princess leia buns to cover her ears. “Fine. I’ll sit here for just one song. However, if you so much as attempt to break into your interpretation of Chicago once again, I will hurt you. I will hurt you good. 6 hours of my life that I will NEVER get back Sheridan. NEVER!”
Startled by the sudden growl in Mimi’s voice, Sheridan was momentarily thrown but quickly recovered like the consummate professional that she is, immediately retrieving a pair of giant sparkly sunglasses and a shiny pink feather boa from her props bag. She plugs in her electric keyboard and starts playing the first chords of Elton John’s classic song, “Tiny Dancer”
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April 5, 2010
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under Christine Monson, HISTORICAL
“Stormfire” by Christine Monson
Disclaimer: Against the advice/ pleading/ cajolery/ threats of Sheridan and Mimi, I have decided to post this review. The opinions and statements expressed herein are my own and should any of you wish to commit acts of physical violence against my person, I humbly ask that these be carried out against Sheridan and Mimi instead as they are taller than I and hence may be able to take it better.
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March 12, 2010
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under RIPMYBODICE GOODIES
Hola all you readers and RMB fangirls out there,
Given the popularity of our Proposed Plots and knowing how you little devils are almost as batshit bonkers as us, we’ve decided to throw down the gauntlet (sadly, not a gauntlet belonging to a tall, dark and hung medieval warlord) and issue you a challenge: come up with a proposed plot based on the title below.
LOVE ME TENDER, DRILL ME DEEP
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March 8, 2010
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under Bella Andre, CONTEMPORARY
“Tempt Me, Taste Me, Touch Me” by Bella Andre
“Hey Lola, I just got this postcard in the mail from Sheri. Apparently she’s off to Napa for the weekend?” chirped Mimi while strolling into Lola’s office. “Oh yeah she sent me one too” replied Lola, surreptitiously reaching into her dustbin to retrieve Sheridan’s postcard. “Why would Sheri send us each a postcard to tell us where she’s gone to?” mused Mimi, ignoring Lola’s glare as she rested the heels of her Louboutins on the edge of Lola’s desk. At the sound of knocking, Lola and Mimi both turned toward the door, only to find Juan, also holding a postcard. “You too?” asked Lola. Nodding, Juan hands Lola his postcard as Mimi begins to read aloud the contents of hers:
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March 3, 2010
· Written by La Lola
· Filed under Christine Warren, PARANORMAL
“Big Bad Wolf” by Christine Warren
Dear Sheridan,
I hope this letter finds you well.
Given that you have been away from RMB headquarters, I have been unable to discuss “Big Bad Wolf” with you. As you may imagine, this has left me distraught because I would like to share my feelings for Graham Winters with the world notwithstanding the failure of my repeated attempts to procure a recurring spot on Oprah. And so I have decided to pen you this missive instead.
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February 27, 2010
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under CONTEMPORARY, Janelle Denison
“Wild For Him” by Janelle Denison
DATE: February 27, 2010
NOMINATION FORM FILLED IN BY: La Lola / Sheridan Sakura Carlotta / Ma’mselle Mimi
THIS BOOK IS A: Historical / Scottish Historical / Contemporary / Paranormal / Others (It’s a superfreak, superfreak)
STATUS: Hot under the collar
WHAT ARE YOU NOMINATING: That Janelle Denison’s book be entirely re-edited to feature Sheridan Sakura Carlotta as the lead heroine.
WHY: Ben is hot hot hot! (Duh)
IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE: Ben’s love-monkey
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February 23, 2010
· Written by Sheridan Sakura Carlotta
· Filed under Interviews, RIPMYBODICE GOODIES
“Hi Larissa!” chirped Sheridan. “Thanks for meeting me here”
“Oh my god you’re covered in blood! And that gash across your - we need to get you to a hospital! Why are you standing in a parking lot? How are you still standing?” cried Larissa Ione, once Sheridan came into view
“Oh no, this is just paint blood. It’s all special effects see? *Sheridan rubs off a little of fake blood pooling from the plaster wound gaping across her chest* I figure this will help.”
“Help how” responded Larissa, now probably wondering why she had agreed to meet the RMB girls in a deserted parking lot
“Help to get the demon boys to take off my clothes and touch me of course! See here’s the plan - you lead me to Underground General Hospital, and I act all injured and stuff, then Eidolon comes along and has to heal me right so I take off my clothes and jump him. Then Shade comes and I jump him too. Oh and let’s not forget Wraith. Well, he doesn’t need to be in the same room I guess I can just jump him in my mind *Sheridan taps her temple* and then Lore will wonder what all the action is and then he’ll come in and th -”
“Let me guess. You’ll jump him too?”
“YES!”
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